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>> was there velvetta in it? that's it for us, we'll see you >> north korea dropped a new video. we will have the latest scoop and interview with the stars. and why does president obama think it is okay to kill americans ? what does he care? it is not like they are his fellow country men. and babies wearing perfume? the story so bad it stinks. greg? >> happy anniversary, greg? >> anniversary? >> you forgot, didn't you? >> what anniversary. >> what is the anniversary of? >> well, we met in a bar on 9th avenue about eight years ago. you were watering a tight t-shirt and i was crying in the corner because someone rolled me. >> i didn't know that was you. i didn't realize something happened? >> i appreciate your compassion and i will never forget that moment. >> it was something like that. >> actually it is the "red eye" anniversary. we are six years and one hour old. >> that is so true. i have had enough of talking to you. >> go away. >> let's welcome our guest. >> she is so british she sleeps in a tea kettle. i am here with i'm ma -- immogen lloyd webber. her later book is called "the
there, the postal system is what old people use to communicate by sending written material from house to house. weird, i know. and the grammies issue a wardrobe advisory, asking to stop from showing breasts. congratulations, andy. you got what you wanted. >> what do you mean? >> monopoly. they replaced the iron with the cat. >> the people have spoken. >> i think you rigged it. >> i rigged nothing. >> i love it because a cat is a smoother removal than an iron at the emergency room. >> there is that. and now all we have to do is get rid of the stupid terrier dog. she is so hot that boy scouts sing songs around her. she is like a campfire. i am here with author, columnist and fox news contributor, jedediah bila. and he is so bright that lost sailors follow him home. it is jonathon last. it is his first time here, but his last name is last. his latest book is called what to expect when no one is expecting. it is screaming up the charts. speaking of screaming, in columbia he is considered a mirror, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if musical genius was bongo drums i would bang him w
on the nasty v neck of mine, drones are they being used too often and then questionable legality or not often enough? the story so important to the future of this great nation that our discussion probably will somehow evolve into jokes about unicorns. and chris rock says the president is our boss and our dad and we have to listen to him. well there is a reason he is one of the funniest people in the world. and should you get paid for dealing with your boss' after hours e-mail? i have been listening to how maroon 5 is a band for free. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> the microphone is pinching up against his chest hair. >> kind of uncomfortable. let's welcome our guests. thanks for cutting me off, producer. she is so hot she burps bricketts. i am here with lori roth man. let's pray she is normal. and he is so sharp he burps razor blades. "reason magazine"'s editor and chief and in texas he is are cked a belt buckle. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if comedic genius was a pillow fight i would do him with friends at a sleepover, sherrod small. >> in the billing, baby. >> a block,
the chief lobbyist but he doesn't get it but he is willing to convince gun owners he is one of us. that he is a second amendment supporter. skeet shooting doesn't make you a defender of the second amendment. we go to this for comment. >> and the good news is they got married in a civil ceremo zbleeg good news he got married that civil service ceremony in vermont. men opening bed and breaking facilities where they serve bed and breakfast. er. >> and did this convince you they were pro gun? >> it just reminded me when you put it up there. i think too much is being made of the photo and not of the lives being told. yet and still i have noticed that when i turn away from watching political news how these liberal dorks want to inform us they grew up with guns. i wanted to say you did not you little dweeb whose father is a trial lawyer. >> it is like those against gay marriage say i have a lot of gay friends or i have a lot of guns around my house. if we confirm that obama has lied should he be impeached? >> i think we can prove he lied. although it doesn't look photo shopped. >> i would have be
and not honor vets? we are used to the displays of patriotism in support of the military that go along with major sporting events like the super bowl, whatever that is. but one professor wonders as professors often do when they are naked if it has all become a bit much. writing in the washington post, a paper, theresa jenkins says things like the jet flyovers, the military color guards and the singing of "god bless america" have become nothing but habit, and they served a quiet political do -- dissent. she knows when athletes refuse to participate in what she calls patriotic gimmick re, they can face insults from fans and even punishment from their league. and she wonders why, quote, a country founded on rebellion finds not standing for an anthem or saluting a flag unamerican. whatever. i like patriotic fervor on everything. >> there is a lesson from that video and frankly i don't care about it. liz, always a pleasure having you on the show. you were the moral compass of this network. >> oh god help us. >> does she have a point? >> go to the frige if it bothers you at that time. text s
on the radio show. thursday, serious foolishly is dropping fox news talk. so you can get us online and over the 100 stations we are on. i want to inform the audience that is where you find it. hopefully they'll be smart enough to put it back on. >> eric: before we go. can we mention something we haven't mentioned, worthwhile to mention. chris kyle, we buried an american hero the other day. american sniper and navy seal, who took out 150 of the enemies, bad guy. >> brian: i did an hour interview with him. on put it up on the day of the memorial service. >> kimberly: important to honor his service and those who continue to serve. tragedy what happened. >> bob: does anybody have radio stations up there, get brian's show and get andrea's show. because you are missing two good shows. >> megyn: thank you, bob. >> bob: no problem. >> on the seal, can we call him a hero and leave it at that? after chris kyle passed away, number of people in media who took to the web to basically use it as an opportunity for gun control. >> a hero. buried yesterday. thank you for watching. se
: tell us a jasper story. >> dana: this is a seinfeld one more thing. it's about nothing. it could try a short joke to use against greg but they weren't that great. >> greg: try one. >> dana: do you get your feet in your driver's license photo? i had a dream about kimberly she got her hair done and came back and flipping it around like a clairol commercial and telling me how beautiful it looked. i was jealous. >> andrea: i had a dream about dana that took me to a and if thoughtful commentary was drool i would wake up every morning with him on my pillow. >> i am getting into it. >> he is a writer for talking and street congratulations on the new baby. >> thank you. >> and in malaysia he is considered a bicycle. it is bill schulz. and if an astute analysis was a roller coaster, families would ride him until they got sick. the former ambassador to the u.n and fox news contributor. he is the president of "red eye." congratulations. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> what are you doing over there? >> do they need a chair to get up in the air? are they will
have us all itching to get lid of him. it is joe derosa. glum and em loomy. glum and gloomy. and in canada he is considered a vacuum. and he knows bonds like i know wands. it is the wall street strategy ceo. >> a block. the lead. that's the first story. >> will a pigeon that is clay believe the nra? they have at some point touched an actual firearm. they were meant to quel cries after they told a new republic, a magazine that they not only had a magazine, but they shoot skeet. it is a nickname for fox news employees. >> noted their chief lobbyist, quote, he clearly doesn't get it. skeet shooting whether you have done it or not doesn't make you a defender in the second amendment. >> and the good news is they got married in a civil ceremony in vermont. i told you that would happen after gay marriage. men in horses in vermont opening where they served hay and poop where they would like. >> that's true. i am marying this table later. >> and did this convince you they were pro gun? >> it just reminded me when you put it up there. i think too much is being made of the photo and no
into it, but we have to use technology. there's some wonderful ways we can use that. virtual classrooms, it can help us enormously. i'm working on that project with something in baltimore right now. >> of your scholarship fund. >> carson's everyone get involved. [applause] >> thank you very much. >> that is all the time we have left. as always, thank you for being with us. let not your heart be troubled. the news continues. with will see you back >>> welcome to "red eye." i am greg gutfeld. let's go to tv's andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. toy guns, evil or super evil. the new york times wants to know. the fate of the union, is it strong? or more importantly the union of the snake, is it on the climb? this is cnn. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> what was your favorite grammy moment? >> i would say right around probably like 11:30 or so when the closing credits ran. >> very good. >> the levon helm thing i thought was very good. >> i don't care. >> chris brown losing to frank ocean was amazing. >> let's welcome our guests. go away. she
, making the world a better place for the people who pay us. >> well, it was as talky as it was clapy. that's what they said about the state of the union. it got off to a weird start. >> mr. speaker, the president of the united states. >> and then president obama spoke for what seemed like 59 minutes and 51 seconds laying out his agenda including raising the minimum wage and increasing infrastructure and attacking climate change and pushing for an "entourage" sequel. let it go. but then it seemed like he was throwing out ideas on the fly. >> we must do more to combat climate change. that idea is even worse. i propose a fix it first program to put people to work as soon as possible on our most urgent repairs. that idea is even worse. i asked congress to change the higher education act so affordability and value are included in determining which colleges receive certain types of federal aid. that idea is even worse. >> rare peek in the creative process. and many were left wondering what the hell was up with speaker john boehner and his gavel. >> this is why congress' approval rating is so low
, united. airports report an increase of able bodied people using the chairs to save themselves time. with l.a.x. officials estimating 15% of wheelchair requests are fake. meanwhile, one slate columnist wants airline passengers to decline to recline. dan coy thanks putting your seat all the way back is rude, but blames the airlines writing people we klein their seats because their seats recline. why on earth these seats recline? wouldn't it be better if seats didn't? shut up. for mow we go live to -- for more we go live to our travel correspondent in moscow. >> incredible man, by the way. and a pediatric surgeon. anyway, gavin, we send out these talking points and i what is shocked at your perspective. you are actually against people who recline. people who pay the price for their seats own that seat. it is their right to do what they want. if they paid for. it you recline. and you who i thought was a libertarian say people don't have the right to recline. >> my beliefs do not include destroying other people's lives. and when they are sitting and doing work on a five-hour flight and
-- he loved everything about new york except for the "new york times." gave us a chuckle before he left. rest in peace. >> greg: do it tomorrow. >> dana: i was confused. i thought they were telling us to go. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like judge judy but with a shorty robe. let's go to andy levy. >> our top story tonight, texas high school students forced to wear burr caws and worship allah? please. ♪ i made it a question so it doesn't have to be accurate. plus, a brooklyn man sues his parents for not loving him enough. the story so shocking we have had it in the show run down since last friday. and finally a professor in the netherlands caught watching porn when he forgets to unhook his computer from a projector after a lecture. we will show you what he was watching straight ahead. greg? >> as far as i know we won't, andy. >> we won't? >> no. >> then why are we doing the story? >> why are we doing you? >> you have no respect for your viewers. >> i have no respect for you. >> you don't respect the viewers. >> you know what your problem is? >> you don't respect the viewers. >> you
for being with us. let not your heart be troubled. the news continues. with will see you back >>> welcome to "red eye." i am greg gutfeld. let's go to tv's andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. toy guns, evil or super evil. the new york times wants to know. the fate of the union, is it strong? or more importantly the union of the snake, is it on the climb? this is cnn. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> what was your favorite grammy moment? >> i would say right around probably like 11:30 or so when the closing credits ran. >> very good. >> the levon helm thing i thought was very good. >> i don't care. >> chris brown losing to frank ocean was amazing. >> let's welcome our guests. go away. she knows top stocks like i know floral smokes. i wear one while nude finger painting. i am here with liiiiiiizzzzz mcdonald. and he is so funny he burps whoopi cushion. i like the sweater vest. and in malaysia, he is considered a jar. he is in the leg chair. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if thoughtful commentary was a dune buggy i would ride him with my shirt off
. >> our immigration system is ignoring the rules and leaving us with less high skilled workers and more dependence on government. our panel will explain why this, like bad dreams, is barack obama's fault. and can you improve are yo children's behavior by monitoring what they watch on tv? and is bill schulz's obsession with "dance moms" the cause of his fiestiness? did livers everywhere let out a tine me whimper. >> thanks, jed do guy -- thanks, jedediah. i am here with immogen lloyd webber. her latest book is called "the twitter diaries." lil ron, deputy director of "the daily caller." bill schulz -- oh you can't see this, but i put a sad face emogi in the prompter. and he is performing at the mgm grand in las vegas. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> are the rules not in order when it comes to our border? an alabama senator, i am told they have two, is accusing the obama administration of failing to enforce a welfare law. jeff sessions says the law which is meant to keep immigrants from setting up shop here and living off the taxpayer dime has pretty much been tossed out
york. >> bob: finish telling us the story. >> kimberly: give one we will show you the video straight ahead. greg? >> no, we won't, andy. >> why are we doing the story? >> slow news day. >> i guess it was either that or the sequester. >> rut sequester. >> rut. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so cute that dora the explorer sleeps on a dana parino pillow. and if fierce commentary was karate lessons i would do him in the strip mall. it is jimmy mcginnis, gavin's dad. and in delaware he is considered a rest stop. it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so british he sneezes tine thee double decker -- sneezes tiny double decker buses. he is kind of vein if you ask me. it is not just a company, but varney and company on weekday mornings on fox business network. >>> should our gov focus on love? a democratic congresswoman, is there any other kind introduced a bill to create a department of peace building or dopb as i like to call it. it would be a secretary of peace building and deal with domestic issues like gun violence and bullying and then take on international conflicts and then cr
are doing post game. >> yes. >> but here you are sitting with us. >> i but i can still stile 8 john what is going on and then give an answer. >> it is not the same. >> come down to texas and visit and you can get a hat. >> this is your last "red eye" for a longtime. >> probably a very longtime. >> we are sad about that. we will miss you. >> let's bring "red eye" to texas. >> very special thanks to tom, jedediah, that's it for me. i'm america's valentine and see you tomorrow night. >>> welcome to "red eye" i'm america's valentine and andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. tom, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. coming up, a group of california high school students is fond of wearing patriotic bandannas and chapting usa. is that racist? it will be when our panel gets uh hold of it. and mayor bloomburg wants to ban styrofoam, ensuring my nightly delivery will be colder when it arrives at my doorstep. mayor bloomburg, get your hands off. and teens have been sleep texting and not remembering what they write. i don't remember what i do when i am asleep. and by asleep i mean
, he can do it too. something is not right. he doesn't have to use his name. he can make money. >> isn't rushti still in hiding? >> if hacking out with supermodels in the meat packing district, then yes. >> that guy got more sex mileage out of that fot-wa. he left his wife and hooks up with every hot chick in new york city. >> his only protection is a strict doorman. >> and a condom. >> the irony was cat stevens called for his death apparently which i thought was funny. he would ride into town on a peace train and stab him to death. >> i have two solutions for this. katherine bigelow should have him accept the offer and he can do it in disguise. he can do it dressed as a fat person. there is a show called talk here in england where they have a guy who is testing automobiles. why doesn't he have his own show? it is a reality show about being -- what do you call it when you go to witness relocation? >> you can wear the same mask as the mu jigs. >> there was a magician that gave it away. >> you know who hates him? magicians. >> i love how the seal saw the movie "zero dark 30" and said it
a platform to say, hey, loving the country we moved to because it is so awesome and preventing us from chanting usa. didn't all of the guys have spanish names? we are so pro multi-cultural now that mexicans can't even assimilate and they are chastised for it. >> it is true. >> it is absolutely right. >> i identify with gavin because i was born in illinois. i always is a say why is there not mustache appreciation. why not play the super bowl shuffle. >> pretty much anywhere you go people chant, go away. go away. so i'm guessing that affects how you feel about the story. >> i don't like it when i come to work and you say that. i have to earn a check, cha-cha. before i answer i would like to give you guys a valentine. not to take away from your special day. i know they look like the green room cookies, but i made these myself. they are warm because they were in my pocket for a little bit. is that a chip on your shoulder? >> it looks exactly like the green room cookies. >> i am touched. >> you should be touched, and i touch that a lot. >> i am not going to eat that. >> thanks for answering
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in london. that is far more entertaining than what it is jack-n-ape did. i haven't used that in awhile. doesn't it prove a point about education that i am not smart enough to make? >> yes, almost certainly. >> you are probably smart enough to make this point, greg. the only reason any of us care about this issue is we are subsidizing the education of these poor, poor, poor students who were subjected to these nonsense. it was a fabulous choice of song from lil wayne. it is a decade or so old, but itth is very, very important stuff. it is expactsly what you would expect at a strip club. for that reason alone i feel bad for these students. >> you mentioned strip club. he should be doing bachelorette parties, pab. he is like a david brent from "the office" or may cal scott -- or michael scott from" the office." as a parent, and you are a parent, as you claim to be though we never see you with kids. perhaps it is a weird mannequin you carry around. would you demand your money back? >> with all due respect to andy levy who is a proud columbia grad, it is insane. >> that's school of broadcas
. >> i am trying to make a point here. >> they say why are they assuming -- why are they always making us belly dancers? how do we know the belly dancer is arabic? >> this is exactly how you solve the problem. co caw -- coca-cola has to come out with one statement that will solve everything. the guy with the camel with the jew. here is the thing. with that area in the world everyone dresses like that. what was lawrence of arabia. they dressed exactly like that. also he was gay. jay you know -- you know what, greg, there is nothing wrong with that. >> there are actually scenes that elude to that. >> no, he what was -- i saw the movie twice. >> it is true. >> guys like you assume that. >> oh yes, i assume because look at him, he is gorgeous. >> you can't spell assume without ass. >> this is like j edgar hoover dressed in drag story. >> i thought it was peter o'toole? >> peter o'toole was a man's man who also likes a good drink. how dare you be smir of -- besmirch him. >> here is the thing. i don't know what besmirch means. fie on you. from bigotry to baby trees, can their songs leads to thr
. the movement is about, quote, power. who owns it, who uses it and suffers from its abuse. she adds, it is more about the injustices that can affect real people's lives, just in costumes and super powers. sort of like greg gutfeld's apartment. it is like wealth buying super powers in a world of heros. and this super power hero is not taking his medicine. >> everyone laughs, but the dog died from not taking his medicine. >> that's terrible. >> lesson for you kids, take your medicine. tucker, these comics don't come out until may, so none of us have read them. this is cable news so go ahead and trash them. >> it willen fiewr yait people because kids are being subjected to political propaganda. but no kid will ever see this because they don't read comic books. middle aged sell law bet men do. they will be corrupted by the nonsense. the writer of "the movement" says, quote, we are not trying to preach plat tudes at people. can't ask more than that. >> and they are not going to be unbiased. this will demonize the rich and occupy the greatest. we have seen these themes come through sometimes. we saw
. they don't want us to freak out that we are not alone. who knows? right before the show i read somebody who is smart about these things say actually we can't rule that out because we don't have enough geo sin croon niecessed if this was a shorn off piece or not. >> whose fault is that? >> barack obama's. >> the video that we saw which is incredible, everyone has a dash cam in russia. it is awesome. >> well, someone was telling us today, and i don't know if this is true. maybe tom can check it, but for insurance purposes, there are so many driving accidents that cars are now required to have these dash cams. >> it is that and also it prevents people from coming and just beating the crap out of you. >> seriously. when he comes and starts waiving his fists. i am taping you, comrade. >> this is actually a sub plot in the new die hard movie. >> a coincidence. >> a really bad sub plot. >> bruce willis. >> how would you compare this to the exploding fireball in 1908? >> well, i have a vast amount of information about that explosion in 1908. >> well? lay it on us. >> are you not a lawyer? i assume
tease sounded familiar. >> it is the same one i used last night. wednesday, greg? >> i will hit you wednesday and say you suck. >> our first guess is so hot she sleeps in an oven mitt. she anchors the fox report weekend. she can waive, good for you. saturdays and sundays on fox newschannel. sounds familiar to me because i work there and if hilarity was a soccer match i would watch english men do him for 30 minutes. it is the co-host of the opie and anthony show. he is passed around like a pamphlet. my resols sigh sidekick, big schulz. and if musical genius was a picnic families would do him under -- him in a park and perhaps under a tree, devon townsend. >> a block, the lede. that's the first story. >> it is like a machine. the altitude is high, and now you can be too. yes pot tourism, is there any other kind, is about to become a thing in colorado thanks to a state task force recommendation. the task force was set up to look up ways to regulate marijuana after voters made the drug legal last year. pay attention, harris. you are high right now. and since the new law says weed is leg
? this is about us. this is about me and chanum. >> this is art imitating life. >> i like how you shortened channing tatum to chanum. >> that's what i do. >> any final thoughts? >> no, not really. it is great to be back with you. >> so i can't believe we haven't brought up the idea of the "magic mike" sequel which will be called the crack addix, a-d-d-i-x. >> as long as it is not "imagine nick --" magic mike" number 2. >> and magic mike, live and let thigh. and magic mike road to no hair. >> we have to go. thank you to matthew mcconaghey for coming down here and looking wonderful as always. >>> from oscars to ali. yes it was a historic weekend for a woman athlete who competed in a traditionally male sport and showed that she belonged among the elite. i am talking about rhonda rowsey who won the first women's. she won her previous mixed martial arts bout, but the world's largest mma league was for men only. ripped, shredded muscular men and that ended as the main event in front of a sellout crowd in front of hundreds of you thousands of pay per view customers. and john gibson is staging figh
moted to being seat goers. they used to be allowed to speak and now obliged to be silent. >> they were kramers and should be embarrassed. >> i want to go quickly before we move on. what movie you think should win best picture oir perhaps nominated that wasn't. dana, you look like you don't want to be asked this question. >> i don't like to be pinned but love actually. >> that was. >> it really deserved more. >> dana thinking you can nominate movies you have just seen. >> exactly. >> and to kim a mockingbird. >> and back. >> it did win. >> oscar grouch show. >> why is that. >> you should rail appreciate a great movie like love actually. >> that is one . worst move iesip have ever seen and i have've hate that movie and if it was real i would have entered it and killed. >> gavin was in and after the show, he admitted he liked it. >> he admitted that because he was trying to get drugs from you. >> you are a liar. >> a liara -- liar will do anything for drugs. >> ben afpleck is too prit yewho wants to watch fittle i french pesants singing. not me. comedy is shut out. the three stooges was b
want to run through it again? no, i'm good. you got it? yes. rates for us and them -- now that's progressive. call or click today. >> welcome toot red eye like the view but fulmigated. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show. >> coming up on the big show is hollywood bracing for a big scandal on the oscars. it is a hell of a tease . the female body inspector . 32 year old sues parents for not loving him enough if i did this i would be laughed oust court. >> that is sweet but not likue. >> we have an earlier time clock and i am trying it out. >> is that why you are not wearing your half tank top. >> they can tune in the week. >> way to plug. go away you sad depress would individual. don't kill yourself in the break. >> she's so cute kittens are suing for. dana pirino . forevermore white house press secretary and one of my co-hosts on the 5 laugh alm you want. >> and a storage building. pay to put my junk in him . he's considered a canoe . he's so sharp he sleeps on a dart board. >> sitting next to me waltor . he is up in the world . he is nominated for oscar thumb sucker. >> t
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